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Grouchy Golf Blog

Friday, May 30, 2008 at 8:16 PM

Amy Winehouse Ugly? That Must Be Really Bad!

I watched the CBS broadcast of the Colonial last weekend. There was plenty of poor play, but one player hit such an awful shot that it would've embarrassed a hack like myself. The quick-witted Gary McCord deadpanned, “That shot was ugly, very ugly. That was Amy Winehouse ugly.” I hit the floor laughing.

If you think about it, that must have been one helluva ugly shot. Because not only is Amy Winehouse fugly appearance-wise, she has an ugly drug addiction problem, an ugly attitude, and a downright ugly voice, IMHO. When I first heard her music, it sounded to me like a woman high off her rocker on crack. And that was before she was caught smoking the rock on video! I've heard her albums multiple times out of sheer peer pressure to be cool, but I just don't get it. I find her music old-fashioned and nothing special. It is perplexing to me why she is so popular and receives so much universal praise for her music. I'm tempted to hold American Idol-like auditions at drug rehab centers around the country to find the next "musical genius" and really milk this craze!

I applaud Gary McCord for continuing to interject his hilarious but dead-on accurate comments during golf broadcasts. While uptight old farts like the might find his comments offensive, I find them entertaining, especially during boring golf tournaments. Gary McCord is good, very good. He is Tiger Woods good. Well maybe not that good!

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Blogger Piano Man said...

you fucking ass hole!!!! I bet your fucking ugly..how dare you sit behind your little pathetic computer and write such horrible things about another human being. It is one thing to criticize her music, it is another to say she is ugly inside and out. She is a human being going through an obviously difficult time right now and instead of trying to help a fellow human in need, you kick them...how pretty is that..i think your the one's who's personality could use a little nip,tuck.
Celebrities are just like you, trust ME!!! They are just people who are trying to make a living.. and yes..they are public, so their job comes with scrutiny, but we have got to draw the line somewhere, do you remember Anna Nicole Smith? I thought that was the perfect example of why not to make fun of and berate a person on the brink of total breakdown... I'm begging you and the rest of the world let's try to be a little more considerate of people in need. Amy Winehouse is someone's daughter, she is someone's sister and someone's best friend, she is a 24 year old woman, real life woman...let's treat her like that!!!  

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Blogger Bobbio said...

Just a hunch, but I think piano man is a tad miffed.

Curious, is this uglier than Whoopi Goldberg ugly?  

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I put indiscriminate name callers right in there with club throwers as another good reason not to sign up as a single. Golfers have always had a reputation for being classy people - times are indeed a changing!  

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Blogger Bobbio said...

Grouchy,

Looks like the PC police found your site.

At the very least let's not be sexist. "Larry Bird ugly" .  

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I was commenting on the piano man's name calling I forgot to add what I think is even uglier than WG or AW and that would be the Golf Channel's weak attempt to keep golf fans from reaching for the remote - the suits are making the GC almost impossible to watch!  

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Anonymous Frank Coffey said...

Let's get Tonya Harding involved in the conversation, from eTrueSports.

Wearing a “Phil Rules” t-shirt, Tonya Harding was arrested this morning for carrying a concealed weapon – a metal rod - near a Torrey Pines practice green where Tiger Woods was practicing. “Weird,” said Phil Mickelson, who denied any knowledge of Harding’s presence.  

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Blogger Tony at TheGolfSpace.com said...

In my isolated, rock & roll golf blog world, I seem to have missed who this chick is. But from the looks of her, she could use a few less tatt's and a few more slices of pepperoni pizza.  

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Blogger chefsheila said...

oh yeah...amy has been it with an ugly stick. and if phil wants to associate one's shot with physical nastiness...so be it...it was like "did i jsut say that out loud?" kind of comment. I give the utmost kudos for voicing it.  

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are a cunt. How pretty are you Amy is ugly she has never been so cruel about another person as you have been. You or that cunt you are applauding say that to Amy's face you wouldn't dare. Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck  

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

amy winehouse is the hottest women i ever laid eyes on. robert cress  

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Blogger SanDiegoSteve said...

I guess nobody will have Amy to kick around anymore. I thought she was a pretty good looking woman when she tried. Very sad.  

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